Monday, February 14, 2011

Valentine's Day Cards

If you're anything like me, the worst part about Valentine's Day isn't the crippling loneliness or the sense of impending doom. It's those damn cards that spout lies about how "You're cuter than a wheelbarrow full of puppies and fluff" or "Your eyes shine brighter than a robot on a beach." You are NOT cuter than a wheelbarrow full of puppies, and nothing in this world shines brighter than a robot getting a tan.

Here are some Valentine's Day Cards for you to use when you can't find any that accurately depict exactly how you feel.


  1. I love everything about this blog!

  2. I agree, I'm sickened by all the love-y cards with cheesy and fake sayings that basically tell girls what they want to hear without the guy having to do any ACTUAL work or tell her his own feelings.
    Yours are much better!