Valentine's Day Cards

If you're anything like me, the worst part about Valentine's Day isn't the crippling loneliness or the sense of impending doom. It's those damn cards that spout lies about how "You're cuter than a wheelbarrow full of puppies and fluff" or "Your eyes shine brighter than a robot on a beach." You are NOT cuter than a wheelbarrow full of puppies, and nothing in this world shines brighter than a robot getting a tan.

Here are some Valentine's Day Cards for you to use when you can't find any that accurately depict exactly how you feel.